Who wants to talk about the Pro Bowl? No one, because if you try to pay attention to the game, you'll be asleep by the end of the first quarter, especially since there aren't any members of the Cleveland Browns that you'll get to see in action (not counting Joe Thomas, whose role is minimized in a Pro Bowl). Therefore, feel free to use this as an open thread for anything else that you wish!
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First?
Would love to see McGarrett (Jack Lord) and his crew rush in and shoot this D-bag singing.
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
Rapist alert! Rapist alert!
Dawg Nuts - January 29, 2012
Screw off Ben
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
word
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
what I used to erase the opening acts squealing. Thank you Thom Yorke.
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlkAhrcDBaM
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
That dude can sing. The natl anthem guy.
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
The normal people do better than the celebrities.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Agreed.
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoC-hX8Ijik
Plus this rocks.
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
Joe Thomas was in on the coin toss.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
The Federal Reserve considered putting Joe Thomas’s face on a new coin, but they realized that any value they assigned to it couldn’t possibly be enough.
Dawg Nuts - January 30, 2012
That would make sense.
Brownie's Year - January 30, 2012
I this douchebag was injured?
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Only when he is losing.
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
i this douchebag was injured?
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
*thought, either my mind or keyboard is messed up. Maybe both.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
THAT COMMERCIAL WAS AWESOME!!!
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Awesome VW commercial. Dogs and star wars music? Like eating pizza and having sex at the same time.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
The one dressed as Wicket was adorable.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
You need a portable TV for the trifecta.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Watching the Browns beat the Steelers while eating pizza and having sex. I know what I’m doing on my birthday.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
I can’t do the TV thing. I start laughing at something and it makes it weird.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
hopefully you tivo’d the game from two years ago.
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
No I just figured I would use one of next years games.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
I hate it when I can’t close your weird pics.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
how do you not know what thats from? the reference is pure gold. PURE GOLD I TELL YOU!!!
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
I don’t know what that is.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Willie Wonka
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Oh. Haven’t seen that since I was like 6 years old.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
I want it NOW, datty!
Adrock2099 - January 29, 2012 via mobile
OK, I think I remember now.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
im other words i dont want to wait to eat, sex, and browns-destroy-the-steeler
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
Don’t think about it too much. It’s never gunna happen to you.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
you dont have much faith in the browns do you
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
Love me some Veruca Salt
The New Kardiac Kids - January 29, 2012
Starved for sports as I am, this is unwatchable. They should have some awards ceremony and maybe a skill contest for the QBs, and call it a night.
Later gents.
kingcrimson2 - January 29, 2012
Yeah Ray Lewis was much better than DQ this year. Whatever
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
But Ray Lewis is emotional! He cries, and dances, and talks in that weird, wispery, murderous voice! he’s a WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dawg Nuts - January 30, 2012
WOOOOO! TD!!!
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
i love seeing that beautiful orange helmet
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
Thomas has been manhandling Allen all game.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
I think he made a deal with him – don’t rush the QB and I won’t pancake you back to Kansas.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Joe Thomas doesn’t make deals, he merely adjusts his level of mercy.
Dawg Nuts - January 30, 2012
Allen seems to match up really poorly against JT. I mean, even more poorly than everyone else.
rufio - January 29, 2012
Had the same reaction. We don’t need no stinkin’ logo.
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
WTF Patrick Peterson is in the PB and Haden isn’t? FTS.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
I blame Modell.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
as a returner
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
But he’s still playing on D.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Didn’t notice, thought nobody was playing D
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
He has an INT.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
lol, nice
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
i know they’re not supposed to hit the QB in this game but i would love to see rapistburger leave this game in a neck brace.
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
Boy will I miss football. I’m watching this “game”. That says it all.
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
Wow, Cam, right into the safety
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
I thought the Carolina players were gunna use their updated logo.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
???
They need one, theirs and Jax have terrible logos. But they did get reach-arounds from the league when building their expansion teams so I guess its even.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
It's just a little different now.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
yuck, it’s like some bad car logo from the 70s
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
I think its worse. On the plus side, I’m now blind.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Ok now that I can see again, its better than the old one, but that’s not saying much.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Poor kitty looks paranoid, like he’s being hunted.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Cats are stupid anyways.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Comps sighting.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Why did the JAX mascot take it’s clothes off? Was that a leaf over the crotch?
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
The NFL has resorted to mascot nudity to boost Pro Bowl ratings.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
I don’t think they’ve showed one damn cheerleader yet!!
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Shut up Ray Ray. I hope you blow your ACL in this game.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
So many Bengals… shit, they had to get things right now?
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
Amazing TD catch by Marshal.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Those fans are assholes! How can you boo someone at the pro-bowl not named Derek Anderson? They’ve been booing Newton since he stepped on the field
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
He’s been stinking it up since he stepped on the field.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Granted, he hasn’t had a good game and my bias is showing, but booing him? A little much.
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
Its the Pro Bowl
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
The crowd wants big plays. He’s not doing anything.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
He threw a 65 yd TD pass
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
Meh, I rest my case. He’s stunk
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
He’s doing wonders for the AFC
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Best part of the Pro Bowl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
Wicket is the best
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Even though I’m from the generation that is supposed to hate ewoks, I can’t. They’re adorable and brave. Now if in 20 years some punk shows up on DBN claiming the Jar Jar Binks dog is the best, they must be banned.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
I didn’t know the Ewoks were disliked by the older crowd. But I see how that could be the case.
I was really young when the Ewok Adventure movies came out. I had a bunch of the figures and their big tree fortress play set. My dad was a Star Wars nut. I remember him taking me to see Return of the Jedi when I was 2. And I always sat on his lap while watching New Hope, even though I didn’t really understand the movie yet.
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
Yeah there’s a generational divide when it comes to Ewoks. A lot of my friends hated them for various reasons, but mostly because you could tell they were wearing costumes and seemed like a cheap ploy to appease kids, which when we were all of 10 years old, seemed insulting. It’s pretty silly really. I was in the Ewok closet among my friends and openly admit to liking them now. That said, any Jar Jar love is unacceptable.
HenryDawg - January 29, 2012
I was 9 when Return of the Jedi came out. Going to see that movie was the most anticipated event of my entire year.
Dawg Nuts - January 30, 2012
I’m trying to put names to the dogs.
1st row – Leia, Luke, Yoda, Wicket
2nd row – R2, Solo, Chewy, Vader
3rd row – C-3PO, Obi, Jabba
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
i was wondering who the vizsla was supposed to be.
pwndabear - January 30, 2012
Watched the Pro Bowl simply because Thomas was there, and I only watched him.
Heavysoviet - January 30, 2012
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