Someone suggested in another thread that the DBN Glossary was due for an update. SB also thinks it's time to update the Joe Thomas's House of Pancakes menu. Since it's the off-season now, and the draft talk is already being beaten into the ground, it seems like as good a time as any to go ahead with something fun and unrelated to the draft, Pat Shurmur's playcalling, Colt McCoy's height, etc.
Use this thread to make suggestions for addition to the DBN Glossary, based upon running jokes and memes that have started since the last update. Use it also to make suggestions for addition to the menu. For newer members, I'd recommend reading the DBN Glossary 2.0 and the Joe Thomas's House of Pancakes Menu first. Have Fun!
DBN Glossary 2.0: http://www.dawgsbynature.com/2011/3/20/2061881/dbn-glossary-2-0
JT's House of Pancakes:http://www.dawgsbynature.com/2011/1/20/1946632/jts-house-of-pancakes-official-online-menu
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Punching Bernie’s neighbor.
Indeeb.
Pictures of Romeo.
notthatnoise - January 25, 2012
I expect great thib.
macdowellm03 - January 25, 2012
This one was an instant classic.
Simmsinns - January 25, 2012
Shouldn’t it be in the subject line?
Doc's Kid - January 28, 2012
I thought it was just in bold.
North Coast Flea - January 28, 2012
i hate shuab and his stupid face,,
So you’re saying there’s a chance? (generally with the picture Lloyd peeking out of the limo window)
I vote for Ratty.
Coly
Simmsinns - January 25, 2012
I expect great thib
macdowellm03 - January 25, 2012
11-5 (score prediction)
Simmsinns - January 25, 2012
i gotta be honest with you, i laugh about this often.
pwndabear - January 27, 2012
Someone needs to start making these predictions for golan.
Doc's Kid - January 27, 2012
The asterisk after a name is coming on strong.
bross*
Brownie's Year - January 25, 2012
Agreed, I like this one because it lets us say things like Tom Brady kicks puppies*
notthatnoise - January 26, 2012
Grossi’s Orange Cobbler Pie- Supposed to be Peach Cobbler, but consider the chef. Also, is really bad, don’t order it.
macdowellm03 - January 25, 2012
It’s a pathetic cobbler – the most irrelevant dessert in the world.
mister serious - January 26, 2012
Aha! Great way to renovate the fanposts DN!
SpecialBrownie - January 25, 2012
Nice try, GOLAN
SpecialBrownie - January 25, 2012
two posts in a row? golan?
DontCallMeJoey - January 26, 2012
SpecialBrownie - January 26, 2012
now thats something someone would post who isnt golan but wants to be recognized as golan WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT GOLAN WOULD DO, ISNT IT GOLAN?!?!?!
pwndabear - January 27, 2012
Nice deflection, Golan.
Dawg Nuts - January 27, 2012
Well played Golan.
North Coast Flea - January 27, 2012
Who is Golan?
macdowellm03 - January 27, 2012
ISWYDT GOLAN
notthatnoise - January 27, 2012
Maybe… we’re all Golan!
macdowellm03 - January 27, 2012
yeah right… GOLAN
pwndabear - January 27, 2012
Somewhere in “the compound”, Golan is kicking back and cracking up reading this while making Kwoog ride the exercise bike that powers the K pro he’s reading this on.
North Coast Flea - January 28, 2012
I’m not- er, you’re not- er, we’re not- er, he’s not…… doing that I don’t think.
macdowellm03 - January 29, 2012
Hilarious.
Roger Dorn - January 30, 2012
This should be green.
Roger Dorn - January 30, 2012
Sheard’s Asparagus Spears – Get through the line easily with these buttery darts. Roasted or grilled, the taste will bring you to the ground.
Hardesty Boiled Eggs – Don’t let the shell trick you. The slightest tap will get you to the yoke.
Pickled Paxson – Not ordered much. But it’s there when you need it. The beets age in a sugar mix for 6 days. Don’t be surprised to see the beet on a rush and cover up any ball it sees.
Brownie's Year - January 26, 2012
I love Hardesty Boiled Eggs. Rec.
Dawg Nuts - January 26, 2012
Me likey.
SpecialBrownie - January 26, 2012
Ahh, I’m just screwing around. You and DN don’t have to use use those.
Brownie's Year - January 26, 2012
That other “use” is available though.
Brownie's Year - January 26, 2012
I’d say we’re definitely using Hardesty Boiled Eggs. That’s Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Dawg Nuts - January 26, 2012
Bania cracks me up.
Brownie's Year - January 26, 2012
better than puke? that’s a funny word.
bross09 - January 26, 2012
Kotknus
this is random but reading this made me wonder whats the real story about how Kotknus got canned?
BG_Dom84 - January 26, 2012
Dictionary:
-He battled
-That is my understanding
Menu:
-Jayme Mitchell’s WORLD FAMOUS #1 BBQ Hall-o-fame ribs: Is inexplicably off the menu for a year despite being recommended by every waiter, then turns out to be really average once they become available.
Adrock2099 - January 26, 2012
Ha.
SpecialBrownie - January 26, 2012
Nice.
Dawg Nuts - January 26, 2012
I heard he’s the most talented chef on our roster.
Simmsinns - January 26, 2012
Confirmed, as per Heckert; says he thinks Mitchell deserves more Michelin stars than anyone on the team.
Dawg Nuts - January 26, 2012
Obviously
North Coast Flea - January 27, 2012
This.
browndawgbacker - January 27, 2012 via iPhone app
So that’s where we’re at with that.
Legoman0721 - January 28, 2012 via Android app
….and so,….
DaveDawg09 - January 29, 2012
Dictionary
One Jayme Mitchell: Superbowl
Two Jayme Mitchells: Dynasty
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 26, 2012
Grossi’d – Fired.
pwndabear - January 26, 2012
and spawned the greenest thread ever.
HenryDawg - January 26, 2012
someone should go back to that one crennel thread and/or the steelers losing to the broncos thread and count how many green posts there were.
pwndabear - January 26, 2012
Maybe more overall green, but not the same amount per comment
HenryDawg - January 26, 2012
pwndabear - January 26, 2012
Whore.
notthatnoise - January 26, 2012
I actually got to REC it twice. The power in these hands…
Jon @ DBN - January 26, 2012
Did you feel obligated to change your avatar to a Browns relation?
SpecialBrownie - January 26, 2012
I didn’t really feel obligated, I just was never happy with how the Sullinger one turned out anyhow. This gave me an excuse to bring back Joe Haden.
Jon @ DBN - January 26, 2012
I love it, and congrats.
The New Kardiac Kids - January 26, 2012
c64-esque – Debating an issue into the ground. (This one was used on me) lol.
The New Kardiac Kids - January 26, 2012
Goes well with brossian.
notthatnoise - January 26, 2012
Lol…I know what you mean but I think he’s had his share of problems. I can’t pick on him….even if he sees this and tirades against me.
The New Kardiac Kids - January 26, 2012
SUPER BOWL, SO MANY SUPER BOWLS. 19-0 and so on.
The Licensed Optimist - January 26, 2012
WE SHOULD HAVE KEPT VICKERS!!!!!!!!
Doc's Kid - January 26, 2012
But Marecic can catch the ball out the backfield
ouched - January 27, 2012
I think there is a menu item joke somewhere in there.
Jon @ DBN - January 27, 2012
Something along the lines of ordering the Vickers item but getting the Marecic instead
Doc's Kid - January 28, 2012
“We are no longer serving Grilled Vickers’ Vegetable Kebabs, despite the popular demand.
Instead, try our new Marecic Marinara Meatballs – they’re sure to catch on!”
Jon @ DBN - January 28, 2012
Gocong Duck – Not much to look at initially, but once you move it across your plate it will stop you at the buffet line every time!
JustBob - January 26, 2012
Desert Menu – Ogbonnaya Split: Available for a short time only, but still out-performs our other options! Trouble with the pronunciation? Just ask for an OMG-Bananna!
DaveDawg09 - January 27, 2012
i prefer oogabooga split.
pwndabear - January 27, 2012
I was really fond of oingo boingo.
notthatnoise - January 27, 2012
I liked Ogboogeymannaya
North Coast Flea - January 27, 2012
Nice.
johnf34 - January 27, 2012
oogedyboogedyboo
bross09 - January 28, 2012
Bongo Bongo?
macdowellm03 - January 27, 2012
Menu item: just one adult beverage. Call it the Dawson. Hard liquor. Great in inclement weather and helps you score.
browndawgbacker - January 27, 2012 via iPhone app
“It just might be the only way you’ll score!”
North Coast Flea - January 27, 2012
Excellent.
browndawgbacker - January 27, 2012 via iPhone app
I wish I was
SimmsinnsJon@DBN so I could rec this twice.Adrock2099 - January 27, 2012
I’m technically three people on DBN….
SpecialBrownie - January 27, 2012
This was awesome
Bernie19Kosar - January 27, 2012
Josua Crêpes – You can have these anytime, anywhere, with any specialty toppings. Very versatile. Chocolatey.
pwndabear - January 27, 2012
because he’s black.
pwndabear - January 27, 2012
Thank you for clearing that up.
notthatnoise - January 27, 2012
This made me laugh even more than the other comment.
Jon @ DBN - January 28, 2012
I feel like if almost anyone else said this, it wouldn’t be funny at all. I actually burst out laughing when I read it.
Doc's Kid - January 28, 2012
thank you mr anderson.
pwndabear - January 28, 2012
The dictionary and menu should be linked under the community guidelines so that we don’t have to pull them up like this. Or make an essential links things like LGT has.
emily522 - January 27, 2012
Yeah, they’ve been in DBN limbo for months. These are staples, not flavors of the month!
SpecialBrownie - January 27, 2012
Like Taco Doritos? (upside-down exclamation mark)Viva la Spicy Nacho!
North Coast Flea - January 28, 2012
also known as alt+0161
pwndabear - January 28, 2012
Pashos Tacos – Won’t stop your hunger blitz, this appetizer is for the “coy”.
Heavysoviet - January 29, 2012
Sounds like it should be called the Hicks/Cousins platter.
North Coast Flea - January 29, 2012
I don’t want to bad mouth Cousins because I got an autograph from him lol.
Heavysoviet - January 29, 2012
The blank paper in my printer is more valuable than that. Hope he didn’t do it on one of your good hats.
SpecialBrownie - January 29, 2012
I love everybody who dons our jersey.
Heavysoviet - January 29, 2012
Hicks and Cousins…there is a joke in there somewhere.
rufio - January 29, 2012
Sounds like a Pittsburgh love triangle.
Bernie19Kosar - January 29, 2012
AHH SNAP!
Brownie's Year - January 29, 2012
LMAO
Heavysoviet - January 29, 2012 via mobile
BOOM HEADSHOT
pwndabear - January 29, 2012
NICE
emily522 - January 29, 2012
There’s the joke!
notthatnoise - January 29, 2012
Fantastic.
Dawg Nuts - January 29, 2012
Wow, top notch.
Roger Dorn - January 30, 2012
Make those hardshells. He does not crumble like a soft taco and manages to hold his own, but we all know Pashos is brittle.
BuenosAires_Dawg - January 29, 2012
Norman Theismann: When you’re too drunk to understand what someone else is saying. As in “Sorry, I was being a Norman Theismann”.
The New Kardiac Kids - February 4, 2012
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