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#Browns Prez Holmgren said "there was no way I was going to trade Hillis, one of our best players.'' Said he talked to Hillis yesterday.

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Holmgren says browns will prob hire an offensive coordinator next year. Shurmur will prob still call plays.

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also, 11 tweets from here over the course of 28 mins. someone just gave her a freakin pound of coke or somethin?

shes still going. 4 more in the last 9 minutes

I’d say Ryan Mallet, but there’s no way he’d let a pound of coke out of his grubby hands.

i heard his mouthguard is made of pure, uncut colombian white…

These Mallet/coke jokes are boring me.

Been there/done that, eh?

I’ve never done that stuff. But on the other hand…

i want making a mallet joke. i was making a cocain joke. specifically about cocaine and nothing else.

because i thought it was funny to have the image of MKC sitting behind a pile of white powder on her desk like scarface

I was talking to Simms, not you. :P

He’s moved onto that harder stuff; only black tar heroin based jokes can get him to laugh these days.

how about a nice lil gif of mr busey?

This made me choke on my chicken alfredo.

I like jokes that involve yayo

11 tweets in 28 minutes isn’t hard to do when you are getting fed quotes by the walrus. Now 28 tweets in 11 minutes and I would wonder if she met Ryan mallet recently

call me crazy, but doesn’t an OC call plays?

Some NFL teams have an OC but still have a different play caller.

how the shit did holmgren let shurmur start out as the OC, anyway? frustrating.

It’s far beyond our comprehension.

OSU had an OC but Tressel called all the plays.

Doesn’t Andy Reid also call his own plays?

Yep. So does Sean Payton and Mike McCarthy.

Holmgren said "there was no way I was going to trade Hillis, one of our best players.’’

Even Holmgren knows. But it’s pretty damn obvious.

I thought it was.

there are like 15 tweets in a row in MKC’s feed that are holmgren quotes. very interesting and very much worth a full read.

#Browns Holmgren on McCoy: "let’s let him play and see how performs and we’ll evaluate it at end of year.’’
#Browns Holmgren not opposed to switching qbs every year until he gets it right. "You have to find that person.’’

Any comments on the coaching?

just the OC comment and one about letting heckert and shurmur do all the press stuff with holmgren staying in the background

He syas to the press. Lol.

At least they are willing to give him the year.

At least they aren’t opposed to not wasting time on someone they think sucks. Looking at you Quinn, Da, Couch, etc.

Tim Couch didn’t suck.

he sucked at football, but he did not suck at marrying smoking hot playmates.

there are like 15 tweets in a row in MKC’s feed that are holmgren quotes.

Pillow talk.

every YEAR? seems silly.

Yeah, it’s not like we are talking Head Coaches here.

That is some good news on the OC.

I never liked the idea of Shurmur taking so much responsibility right out of the box.

I don’t think any one here liked it when we were told that was his plan.

Yeah how they ever thought it would work is beyond me.

Well, some do and can do. But Shurmur is way to fresh for the task.

in general, i can stomach shurmur being the primary play caller, but he can’t be the head coach and head coach of the offense.

I was a little skeptical, but it seems pretty clear now that Shurmur is in over his head (not saying he can’t make it as a HC, just that he needs and OC).

I agree. Even if he is calling the plays, having an OC can really take the load off of him.

Hearing him say that already made me way more excited for next year.

It’d be nice if Holmgren coached and made Shurmur his OC.

Before the Shurmur hire (and after it was looking like none of the “big name” candidates was going to come to Cleveland), I was suggesting that Holmgren should find a really good OC (Shurmur / whoever), step in as HC for a year to groom/mentor him, then hand him the reigns.

Yeah, I was thinking this same thing ex post facto. Problem is, it would be a demotion now and not mentoring.

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