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Despite the fact that the Cleveland Browns lost to the Baltimore Ravens by a final score of 24-17 on Sunday, one player certainly deserves a game ball for his efforts: running back Peyton Hillis.
Hillis did something that is a rarity in the NFL: he ran for more than 100 yards against the Ravens' defense. To be more specific, he ran for 144 yards and 1 touchdown on 22 carries. There are times when one big run can inflate a runner's yards-per-carry average. For the game, Hillis averaged 6.5 yards per carry thanks to a 48-yard burst toward the end of the third quarter that helped give the Browns a fourth-quarter lead. Even if you take away that run though, Hillis still managed to run for 4.57 yards per carry.

For a defense that is as physical and as intimidating as the Ravens are, Hillis turned the tables on them: he drove their defenders back several yards, he pushed forward for the extra yard or two to pickup a first down, he caught the ball out of the backfield and forced the defense to honor him on playaction fakes. The Ravens' defense couldn't and didn't trash talk because Hillis, quite simply, owned them.
Apparently, the Ravens' Terrell Suggs didn't even know who Hillis was prior to the game. What about after?
"Never heard of him before in my life [before the game]," Suggs said. "I know who he is now."
Prior to Hillis' 48-yard scamper, the longest run of his NFL career was 19 yards (he did have a reception two years ago that went for 47 yards). As much as I love Jerome Harrison, I don't see how the Browns could sit Hillis down after what he did as a receiver and a rusher against arguably one of the best run-stopping defenses in the NFL. Now it might be time to see Hillis be the featured back, with Harrison being the guy who comes in as a substitute.
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Acquiring Hillis was a steal. Does anyone dare compare him to Alstott? I like to see that we have an offensive (no pun intended) identity after 3 weeks instead of the 11 weeks it took last year. The next 6 weeks are brutal so we better sneak a win in against either against the Bengals or Falcons.
Hillis needs a nickname. What about Paydirt?
jerseywahoo - September 27, 2010
I was thinking “The Bull”. How about “The Trolley” since he seems to like giving half of the other team’s defenders a ride down the field.
Brownsyup - September 27, 2010
I vote for The Trolley. I was thinking Lolly the Trolley, but that’s a little specific.
Adrock2099 - September 28, 2010
The comparison to Alstott is valid given the fumbling issues earlier in the season.
troy145 - September 27, 2010
i say we call him “BANK”!!!!
findlaybrownslover - September 27, 2010
Heck with Alstott. How about Earl Campbell?
Red-Right-88 - September 28, 2010
John Riggins?
bross09 - September 28, 2010
Jerome Bettis?
Ryan Kelsey - September 28, 2010
I think we’re making white rb jokes.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
Yeah, Earl campbell was one scrappy white boy!
golanbatrac - September 28, 2010
I know he wasn’t but I thought that’s what Bross was trying to start.
Also. Holy shit you changed your sig.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
actually, even if John Riggins wasn’t white, i still would have made the comparison. His style reminds me a bit more of riggins (though there aren’t huge differences between riggins and campbell)
bross09 - September 29, 2010
I don’t think bross’s or jerseywahoo’s were jokes.
Ryan Kelsey - September 29, 2010
Honest to Christ, that’s who he looked like against the Ravens.
golanbatrac - September 28, 2010
I think I’ll call him CRASH
dawginhouston - September 29, 2010
Special shoutout to the offensive line.
Roger Dorn - September 27, 2010
this was the type of line i was expecting this year … they were strangely absent in the first 2 weeks.
what’s the latest on lauvao (sp?)?
DontCallMeJoey - September 27, 2010
actualy, the line was pretty solid the first 2 weeks, you were just misled because harrison was sucking up the joint. we had solid protection of the QB and were able to push the pile.
bross09 - September 27, 2010
didn’t the starting qb get knocked out w/ an injury?
DontCallMeJoey - September 28, 2010
he got a high ankle sprain, it’s not like he has broken ribs or something from being hit over and over.
notthatnoise - September 28, 2010
that was partially his fault for stepping back into pressure and hanging onto the ball to long and then trying to throw it when he did. despite having one of the worst RBs over the first 2 weeks (harrison), the line was respectable at pushing the pile and was able to give solid protection.
bross09 - September 28, 2010
/agree about the O-line but a lot of Hillis’ success Sunday was his ability to hit the hole quickly and his toughness/strength at the point of attack. I really liked looking at the faces of the Baltimore defenders after they finally brought him down—it was a look of total disbelief. It was like “how can this guy be doing this to us?” It was the high point of the game for sure. I thought Hillis should have been given more touches in the first two games. Now maybe he’ll be more featured in an offense that has little to feature.
Brownsyup - September 27, 2010
Just a thought… What would the trade value be for Jerome Harrison right now? Any chance we could package him and someone else to a team for a good wide receiver?
It just seems to me like we could get by with having Hillis as the main ball carrier and then James Davis backing him up… How much do we really need Jerome Harrison right now and what could we get for him?
shep615 - September 27, 2010
Disagree on even trying to trade Harrison. God forbid Hillis goes down but if he does then Davis alone won’t suffice.
In any case, I don’t think he’s even worth a 3rd right now.
skipkirk - September 27, 2010
with the way harrison is playing right now, if we can get good value for him I would take it.
bross09 - September 27, 2010
Well, I know a lot of folks won’t like this but there is a decent receiver out there right now looking for a home: Vincent Jackson. There is no doubt this guy would make the team better. He is 6-5, 230lbs. He caught 68 passes for 1,167 yards and 9 TDs. I’d still like to see the Browns at least try to win this year instead of just folding up the tent and waiting for the draft. Heck, if you pick a receiver early in the draft you still have to pay him a boat-load of money, you don’t know if he’ll be any good, and you don’t really know their character before they start getting the big paychecks. I know that this isn’t the biggest problem with the Browns right now but why not do something that will address a MAJOR hole in the personnel right now?
Brownsyup - September 28, 2010
Would he want to come to Cleveland? Doubtful.
Would the Browns want his character issues? Doubtful.
dawgtribe - September 28, 2010
Hah… I agree on the first one. Not sure he’d want to come here but at this point I think he’d do anything to stick it to San Diego. I wish we were playing them this year… that would be a big draw for him. I don’t know if you’ve followed the story but there is some NASTY blood between Vincent and the organization.
As far as the character issues go, I think he deserves at least one more chance and we should give it to him. I’d like to see the Browns get better. Heck, it seems like about half the good wide-receivers have some kind of character issues. If we could get Vick right now would Browns fans be talking about his character issues? I think not.
Brownsyup - September 28, 2010
Well, one of them sure the hell would be.
RelapsingDawgCatcher - September 29, 2010
Two.
golanbatrac - September 29, 2010
I’d bitch because I just don’t want him.
SpecialBrownie - September 29, 2010
Sure, he would come to Cleveland. All we have to do is pay him like he’s Larry Fitzgerald and pay San Diego draft picks like he’s a franchise quarterback. No thanks.
woodsmeister - September 28, 2010
This is exactly the reason he won’t be a Brown.
Roger Dorn - September 28, 2010
Glad someone finally pointed this out.
Monsters of the Midway - September 28, 2010
I will be extremely surprised if this is still true next year.
notthatnoise - September 28, 2010
I would love a straight up trade of V-Jax for harrison but that would NEVER happen.
bross09 - September 28, 2010
It’s clear to me that the Raven’s were already looking ahead to the Steelers game.
The players never heard of Hillis… Seriously? That’s ridiculous. Anyone playing fantasy football knows about him… The Ravens’ coaching staff have no excuse and were clearly overlooking the Browns. That’s extremely risky and I hope they cut that out. You can’t afford to overlook anyone in the NFL. It doesn’t matter who you’re playing this week or the next. I guess I can’t cry about it too much because they ended up with the win.
BAL_Hawk - September 27, 2010
Hey. I’d just like to say that I looked at the things you said in the instant recap thread. I respect you a lot. Even though you’re a Baltimore fan ;)
shep615 - September 27, 2010
did you even read the quote by Suggs? apparently, he never heard of hillis so there is a good chance, the coaching staff did not put a lot of gameplanning for him (or else he probably would have remembered hillis for the game). Honestly, it isn’t that surprising that teams aren’t expecting hillis. he was our backup and was a fullback (mostly used for blocking) the last 2 years.
How does fantasy football help? the only people I know that drafted him were browns fans. He isn’t that ‘fantasy relevant’.
I agree though. it seemed like the ravens overlooked the browns a little bit and they were a bit lucky that it didn’t bite them in the butt. they could have easily lost that game and the coaching staff better remember that.
bross09 - September 27, 2010
He is now! And yes I’m serious.
9James - September 27, 2010
He’s currently a top ten back in fantasy points. On pace for 1000+ and 16 TDs.
golanbatrac - September 27, 2010
Let me rephrase that: he wasn’t fantasy relevant. this game has made him relevant, but before this he really wasn’t (other than the fact that he was the only healthy back besides davis on the roster coming into this game)
bross09 - September 27, 2010
He had scored a TD in each of the first two weeks while averaging 60+ yards from scrimmage.
golanbatrac - September 27, 2010
He’s been all over ESPN as a guy to pick up as well.
Villeslgr - September 27, 2010
I didn’t know this. If only I played in more leagues with no other browns fans. I might able to have him on them.
bross09 - September 27, 2010
i snagged him in both my leagues. stupid bills fans.
:-)
discoinferno083 - September 27, 2010
haha. I am in 4 leagues and 2 are browns fans and one is a bills/jets fan league.
bross09 - September 27, 2010
Hillis gets the game ball?
I would’ve though it’d be Eric Wright
RudeMood19 - September 27, 2010
The custom is to award game balls to players who performed well.
Roger Dorn - September 27, 2010
I think eric Wright played very well for Baltimore
Estonianzulu - September 27, 2010
Damn it, I wish I would have read these comments before I posted mine below.
Simmsinns - September 27, 2010
You walked into that one, Dorn.
dawgtribe - September 28, 2010
Actually I was aware of the point that was made in the original comment, I just didn’t think the joke was funny.
Roger Dorn - September 28, 2010
Obviously.
It was wry sarcasm…
RudeMood19 - September 29, 2010
And I benched him for LDT this week… grr…
Avindian - September 27, 2010
Great video of “Peydirt” blasting Landry down the field. The writer make an Alstott comparison, as well.
JulioBernazard - September 27, 2010
Brett Ratliff was just cut by the Jags.
golanbatrac - September 27, 2010
Was this to make room for another QB?
Garrard has been atrocious
rose_11 - September 27, 2010
They made several roster moves and left a roster spot open. Maybe they’re going after Kolb or Moore.
golanbatrac - September 27, 2010
or Trent Edwards!
Roger Dorn - September 27, 2010
Jamarcus!
golanbatrac - September 27, 2010
George!
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
Jeff George?
bross09 - September 27, 2010
Boy.
JustBob - September 27, 2010
carlin
notthatnoise - September 27, 2010
Clinton, Jefferson, Bailey, Costanza
bross09 - September 27, 2010
of the jungle
dawgtribe - September 28, 2010
I’d rather have Garrard over all 4 of them.
Simmsinns - September 27, 2010
Which four?
golanbatrac - September 27, 2010
Kolb, Moore, Edwards, Russel.
Simmsinns - September 28, 2010
I’ll give you 3/4, but how can you say you’d want Garrard over Kolb? we know Garrard sucks, and while Kolb may, he still has a decent chance of being good.
notthatnoise - September 28, 2010
After watching the Jags game this weekend, I’d honestly take all four over Gerrard. He’s literally regressed to the point where Trent Edwards would might be be an improvement.
golanbatrac - September 28, 2010
And by ‘would might be’ I mean ‘might be’. Sheesh!
golanbatrac - September 28, 2010
the only reason I rooted for him was b/c he had Crohns disease, which my cousin has. fro a football standpoint (purely) I was never a fan.
bross09 - September 28, 2010
Agreed.
Garrard is horrible.
Bernie19Kosar - September 28, 2010
This may be true, but his stats certainly don’t show it.
notthatnoise - September 28, 2010
Garrard never used to be terrible. He wasn’t the second coming of Manning, nor Delhomme in his prime but he wasn’t terrible.
Also, stats never tell the real story, don’t fall into that trap.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
He was great in ’07, other than that he was nothing to brag about.
Bernie19Kosar - September 29, 2010
I’m not saying he was ever anything special, and I’m fully aware that stats don’t tell the whole story. I’m not trying to argue that Garrard is good or has been in a while. I just think his stats are surprisingly good.
last year:
61% completions
15-10 TD to interception ratio
3 rush TDs on a 4.3 average
7 YPA
83.5 rating
the only stat that lets you know how bad he was is the huge number of fumbles.
notthatnoise - September 29, 2010
So he is a poor man’s jake delhomme (pre 2009)
bross09 - September 29, 2010
most of those numbers are about as good or better than anything Delhomme put up, minus the fumbles.
notthatnoise - September 30, 2010
actually, they are right in line with Delhomme, except for the rushing.
Jake Delhomme’s before the 2009 season:
1.51/1 TD/INT ratio
60.5 Comp %
7.35 ypa
85.9 QB rating
This also includes a record of 54-38 as a starter and 1 super bowl appearance.
bross09 - September 30, 2010
you’re making my point. How does playing exactly like Delhomme make him a “poor man’s jake delhomme”?
notthatnoise - October 1, 2010
well…Delhomme historically has been better over a longer period of time, doesn’t have the fumble problem, has a better winning record, and has a greater % of comebacks/game winning drives.
His stats in pure passing are similar, but still not better.
also, we could argue semantics of what makes someone a “poor man’s version” of delhomme, but that will get us nowhere.
bross09 - October 1, 2010
Interesting. I’ll admit I haven’t actually watched a Jags game from start to finish since the Browns beat them last season.
Still, Russel? Hell NO!
Simmsinns - September 28, 2010
Nailed it!
golanbatrac - September 28, 2010
Damn, I was really hoping to hit up and see Jeff George.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
I had a feeling that was the case actually, but the exclamation was to emphasize how little it matters if they “win” the Trent Edwards sweepstakes.
Roger Dorn - September 28, 2010
This could be another case of “Oh, Campbell just isn’t being coached right” then 1 1/2 games later, he’ll be benched.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
In related news the Baltimore Raven’s Gameball of the Week goes to: Eric Wright.
Simmsinns - September 27, 2010
Wow, Hillis was so awesome, he has two articles written on him in the Yahoo blogs.
One about Suggs having no clue who he was and the other about how awesome he is and that he’s good for fantasy.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
can you maybe post links? either here or make a fanshot. It would be much appreciated.
bross09 - September 27, 2010
Suggs didn’t know who Killis was
Hillis is awesome for fantasy
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
Hm. Killis was a typo, but it sounds awesome.
PEYDIRT KILLIS.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
I noticed Killis too. Thought it was intentional.
emily522 - September 27, 2010
I mean it was a typo on my part.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
Yeah, I know. I thought you were giving him that nickname.
emily522 - September 27, 2010
I am now haha.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
I actually like this nickname
Kimble_79 - September 28, 2010
CUT WRIGHT NOW!
(cut wright right now?)
discoinferno083 - September 27, 2010
yawn
JustBob - September 27, 2010
don’t use the post title.
discoinferno083 - September 27, 2010
actually, I bet he put it between two asterisks. the same thing happened to me the other day.
notthatnoise - September 27, 2010
no way
discoinferno083 - September 27, 2010
Yep. And anything you type outside of quotes gets deleted upon posting.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
Aye, it war the asterisks.
JustBob - September 28, 2010
he just made it bold, likely with the bold key that is right next to the italics.
bross09 - September 27, 2010
Damn, chill out.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
speaking of Hillis.
NFL.com has an AMAZING shot of him in the "bets shots of week 3 page)
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81adda17/article/you-decide-best-photo-from-week-3?module=HP_spotlight
that thing needs to be voted for.
discoinferno083 - September 27, 2010
Starting to remind me a bit of what gave me hope last season:
troy145 - September 27, 2010
I love it! 5 guys trying to bring him down! Not to mention that three of them are Suggs, Ray Ray, and Ngata.
And JT is coming to serve up some pancakes.
dawgtribe - September 28, 2010
That’s the best part. The above photos of Cribbs and Harrison are great but the defenders are Jags and Raiders. Blasting through the Ravens is a whole different level.
Monsters of the Midway - September 28, 2010
don’t forget Jarrett Johnson. thats 4 of their best defensive players.
bross09 - September 28, 2010
Aaron Rodgers has failed me. I need 11 points to win. It’s looking highly unlikely. I’d only need 9 if he didn’t throw that pointless INT!
emily522 - September 27, 2010
I am down by 2 freaking points. If he hadn’t thrown that INT I’d be tied. So frustrating.
emily522 - September 27, 2010
that TD run just lifted me over for a win. So long as he avoids any turnovers I ought to win.
troy145 - September 27, 2010
I’m hoping this goes into OT. I still have a shot now that it’s tied.
emily522 - September 27, 2010
THAT RUN TIED IT UP!
emily522 - September 27, 2010
NOW THEY LOSE THE BALL? COME ON!
emily522 - September 27, 2010
I rec both these outbursts.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
I’m going to tie. If he hadn’t thrown that dumb INT at the end of the half, I’d be 3-0 now.
emily522 - September 27, 2010
I like Yahoo. They go to hundredths so you can never tie.
SpecialBrownie - September 27, 2010
but i can lose by 1.6 at least twice a season.
discoinferno083 - September 28, 2010
Wait… Are you talking about your fantasy football team? Or the Browns? :)
shep615 - September 28, 2010
Comment from a Steeler fan
Tough loss, I was really hoping the Browns would pull this one out.
It’s been a poor start to the season, but I think the Browns are putting together a decent team. The OL is strong.
worldtrip - September 27, 2010
thanks for the love.
maybe we’ll go to the O-line world championships.
discoinferno083 - September 28, 2010
They only love us when we play the Ravens. The feeling is mutual. The only time I’ll ever root for the Steelers not to get thoroughly pummeled until they cry “Mama” is when they’re playing the Ravens.
woodsmeister - September 28, 2010
I really don’t know which team I despise more. At least Pittsburgh started up their own team though…
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
That’s actually not true in my case. I pull for the Browns all the time, but that is mainly because I have a few really good friends who are Browns fans. But also, I was around when the Steelers and Browns had a great competitive rivalry in the 70’s. I’d be thrilled to see that again.
worldtrip - September 28, 2010
http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=291210005
enjoy!
troy145 - September 28, 2010
http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/team/division-standings.html
enjoy!
worldtrip - September 28, 2010
scoreboard
troy145 - September 28, 2010
Good for you. I have reached the point with Steelers and Ravens fans that all I have to offer is schadenfreude.
woodsmeister - September 28, 2010
Never the Ravens.
Villeslgr - September 29, 2010
browns record doesnt show how tough they have been playing no blow outs but blown wins its a start. and u cant blame wright for the loss he was man to man on one of the better recievers in the league and had no safety help over the top cuz they brought the house…
HILLIS is looking like a stud love the way this guy plays lets get a win BROWNS!!!
Shaffdog - September 28, 2010
we most certainly can blame wright. he wants to be considered a top corner, he needs to stop at least one of those plays, and at least be in the picture on all of them.
notthatnoise - September 28, 2010
Predictions for next week:
Hillis has 106 yards on 19 carries and 1 TD.
Wright gets at least 1 interception.
Wallace goes 16/26 with 2 TDs.
Browns win 24-17.
StuckInPa - September 28, 2010
This is assuming Seneca is still playing.
I also think he will hit one of those deep routes. I personally like that Daboll is trying to go deep at least a couple times. We have to try and keep the defense honest.
StuckInPa - September 28, 2010
Yeah, I just wish Wallace could put it in the same zip code as the intended receiver.
JustBob - September 28, 2010
What could possibly give you that much confidence? I want some.
Simmsinns - September 28, 2010
It’s the only way I can handle rooting for this team year after year.
StuckInPa - September 28, 2010
I’ve heard beer is a better choice.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
I prefer Captain.
Simmsinns - September 28, 2010
I wouldn’t know.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
Bourbon. Or lots of beer. Only way to make it as a Cleveland fan.
Ryan Kelsey - September 28, 2010
I also wouldn’t know this.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
…learn…
Ryan Kelsey - September 29, 2010
I’m telling you, Captain will do the trick and not taste like horse piss.
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
You are correct.
StuckInPa - September 29, 2010
Rum is awful. Bourbon is the most wonderful creation of the last 300 years.
Ryan Kelsey - September 29, 2010
I agree with this.
golanbatrac - September 29, 2010
I also agree.
Roger Dorn - September 29, 2010
I’m on the “rum is awful” train, and even though I don’t like liquor much in general, I have quite the affinity for whiskey. I also had absinthe last weekend and that was surprisingly good.
notthatnoise - September 29, 2010
Isn’t that alcohol with a stupid as hell alcohol content?
SpecialBrownie - September 29, 2010
I’m trying to figure out if you are 18 or just a teetotaler?
And for the mods I believe this conversation is relevant because alcohol is essential to being a Cleveland Browns fan.
Monsters of the Midway - September 29, 2010
I’m 19 and drug and alcohol free. I’d rather not die sooner than I should.
SpecialBrownie - September 29, 2010
So…have you ever drank? Just curious, I find it odd someone that is 19, probably in college, and hasn’t drank.
Kimble_79 - September 29, 2010
Hell no. Never touched the poison and I don’t plan to.
SpecialBrownie - September 29, 2010
Hmmm….well, good for you. Dawg Nuts is very correct below though. It’s not the alcohol, but how the person drinking it uses it. Have a few beers playing poker, camping around the fire, ect is all good. Sitting at home everyday, drinking as fast and as much as you can until inebriated, is NOT all good. Not to mention driving of course.
Kimble_79 - September 29, 2010
flashback alert.
Dawg Nuts - September 29, 2010
Yeah, I kinda vaguely remember having this conversation with us three before. LOL….see SB, this is what happens when you drank too much while in college. Kudo’s again.
Kimble_79 - September 29, 2010
haha. flashback.
I agree though. I am in college and am not a fan of drinking heavily and fast. I have a couple times, but I seriously regretted it.
I like to sit on my porch, play poker with a few friends, and have a couple beers…or sit down with my dad and have a beer while watching the browns.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
How big is your frickin’ porch?
golanbatrac - September 29, 2010
oh…the watching the browns isn’t on the porch. my porch is big enough to get a table where 4 people play poker and a grill.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
I laughed out loud at this.
notthatnoise - September 30, 2010
it isn’t the booze that does it Sport, it’s the way the person drinks.
but kudos to you for not drinking underage.
Dawg Nuts - September 29, 2010
Absinthe? Not really, maybe depends. It’s more known because of rumors that it causes hallucinations. I don’t know a lot about it, but I’ve heard both ways, some might be mixed with other drugs.
You might be thinking of Everclear, which can be bought in several states at 190 proof (95%). Speaking of which, Everclear can make some delicious Apple Pie! Apple juice, apple cider, cinnamon sticks and you’ll never taste the otherwise god awful clear devil.
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
I think Absinthe is up there though but I think you’re correct.
Ever see the video where this guys girlfriend does the cinnamon trick and he gives her a water bottle of Everclear to wash it down?
Hilarity ensues… until he takes it way too far.
SpecialBrownie - September 29, 2010
Ha! My wife and I were at a friends house watching the mountaineer game one weekend. His wife had made some fruit soaked in everclear. I knew this…my wife did not. So when she loaded up her plate with fruit I laughed inside. She IS NOT a drinker at all. She bit into the first piece of fruit and the look on her face and the involuntary spitting of the fruit across the room was absolutely priceless. :)
Kimble_79 - September 29, 2010
As a kid, I had a friend whose mom had made some rum soaked fruit. We didn’t know and she just downed all the fruit. I didn’t know it was rum soaked but I still didn’t eat it because it wasn’t mine to eat. She was pretty funny after it was all said and done.
SpecialBrownie - September 29, 2010
Absinthe is higher than most liquors, around 60%, but the way you drink it takes care of that. You’re supposed to mix it with cold water, about 50-50 if you’re not trying to get drunk or a little more absinthe otherwise. upon mixing, it turns a dull white color. you can drink it like that, or add a sugar cube if you prefer (Hemingway did, so I try to).
It doesn’t make you hallucinate, that somewhat of an urban legend. It does have a chemical in it that acts sort of like a stimulant I think, the result being that while you are clearly aware you’re drunk, you don’t really feel like it. From wikipedia:
The variety I had was fittingly called Lucid.
wikipedia
notthatnoise - September 30, 2010
Interesting, this idea of lucid drunkenness is intriguing to me.
Simmsinns - September 30, 2010
it also tastes pretty good. It tastes like anise, and even though I don’t really like the “black licorice” taste most of the time, I found it pretty agreeable. it also smells really good.
notthatnoise - October 1, 2010
really? I didn’t realize it tasted like that. I do like black licorice. so it kinda tastes a bit like Jager?
bross09 - October 1, 2010
except better, because unlike with Jager, you aren’t acutely aware that what you’re drinking is full of alcohol. It’s there, but it’s not punching you in the face.
notthatnoise - October 1, 2010
nice.
I would like Jager if it was les syrupy. I like licorice but am not a huge jager fan. mostly its b/c most of the time I have had it is in Jagerbombs and I don’t like that combination (especially since I have never been a redbull fan)
bross09 - October 1, 2010
Absinthe is strong too. It is anywhere between 90 proof and 150ish proof.
Thats just it, its rumors about Absinthe causing hallucinations. Thujone, the active ingredient in it besides alcohol, can cause a ‘clear headed inebriation’ but absinthe these days is weak to the point that you would die from it before feeling Thujone’s full effects.
Never tried everclear though.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
It’s seems everybody here is picking a side, but I generally like both rum and whiskey. I feel I shouldn’t be talking too much about alcohol, though, so that’s enough out of me.
StuckInPa - September 29, 2010
Some rum is awful. Captain Morgan’s Original Spiced Rum is absolutely delicious. It’s the only liquor I’ll drink strait. Bourbon, and every whiskey I’ve ever tried taste like… well I can’t legitimately compare it to anything, so I’ll just say I find it really freaking disgusting. Beer is bad too: 12 onces, only 4%, and is bitter as ****.
I’ll stick with Captain, get a great buzz, not at all filling, and taste awesome.
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
you’re clearly not drinking the right kind of beer…
Dawg Nuts - September 29, 2010
If it’s not at leat 70 proof and delicious, no thanks.
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
The acid in a lime slice will balance the ph of the beer and take away the bitter taste. Or, as DN suggests, just drink better beer.
golanbatrac - September 29, 2010
My girlfriend’s parents always do the lime trick with their Corona’s and i just found it stupid.
I did not know it served an actual purpose.
SpecialBrownie - September 29, 2010
works well with all kinds of beer actually
Kimble_79 - September 29, 2010
I like Corona with lime, but there aren’t many beers I’d put a lime in. Great beer needs nothing else added. I wouldn’t dare add lime to any GLBC beer or any of the great german and british beers I get here in Italy.
Has anyone ever had grappa? It’s italian moonshine that has a nice kick to it. Dorn probably has.
dawgtribe - September 30, 2010
You’re in Italy? That means you’ve been exposed to one of the worst beers in the world – Peroni!
JustBob - September 30, 2010
Yeah, Peroni makes Bud look like a gold medal winner. I took a sip at a friend’s house and turned to my wife and told her she could finish it.
dawgtribe - October 1, 2010
You must not like your wife. ; )
JustBob - October 1, 2010
lol. She’s just a less discriminating beer drinker than I am.
dawgtribe - October 2, 2010
I figured it served the same purpose as the lime juice in Margharita’s or the ‘sour’ in whiskey/amaretto sours.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
Amaretto Sours are awesome!
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
they are. I want to try to make a godfather sour. a godfather is amaretto/scotch. i figure they have whiskey sour and amaretto sour (and they are pretty much the same thing besides the liquor) so why not combine them?
bross09 - September 30, 2010
I’d expect a whiskey sour to be terrible, but that’s only because I really don’t like whiskey. By the way, I had the glass version, not the shot. 1/2 Amaretto, 1/2 Sprite, a few splashes of sweet and sour, plenty of ice. Fantastic.
Simmsinns - September 30, 2010
Universal wisdom for every occasion.
RelapsingDawgCatcher - September 29, 2010
I don’t mind rum, I do like Bourbon much better.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
I prefer sitting on my porch on a sunday night, having a godfather on the rocks, smoking a cigarette, and watching mad men.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
You watch Mad Men from your porch?
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
yeah, there are a shitload of crazy people running around my neighborhood.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
This made me laugh.
golanbatrac - September 29, 2010
Holy s bross made a funny.
Villeslgr - September 29, 2010
Ha! Clear as day in retrospect but I never saw it coming.
RelapsingDawgCatcher - September 29, 2010
I tried to think of a way to basically make the same joke, but I couldn’t do it without it sounding dumb, so kudos to you.
notthatnoise - September 30, 2010
Guys, I found an interesting article from a Baltimore writer. He made two interesting observations:
1. Talking about Hillis’ dominance:
2. Talking about Wallace’s effectiveness:
I didn’t see the game. I don’t doubt the quote about Wallace but what do you think about Hillis running out of gas?
Here’s the link: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bthesite/vensel/2010/09/seven_points_ravens_24_browns.html
James Walker also put much of the blame for Boldin’s 3 TDs on the coaching staff for not changing tactics and at least doubling up the coverage.
dawgtribe - September 28, 2010
He also opens the article by calling the Browns
.Nice.
dawgtribe - September 28, 2010
Ravens fan, ugh.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
Well, weren’t we surprised too?
Chemo - September 28, 2010
I just meant for the whole article in general.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
James Walker is a Ravens fan? this is news to me.
bross09 - September 28, 2010
It’s hard to say for certain but he grew up in Maryland. He spent 3 years covering the Browns for the Columbus newspaper, and also covered the Bengals for a period of time.
To me he comes across as a Ravens fanboy.
Roger Dorn - September 28, 2010
Even then, the Ravens fan line was for the article before he brought up walker.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
This. Sorry about the confusion. The bit from James Walker was a side note.
dawgtribe - September 29, 2010
I didn’t know he covered the ravens. I knew he covered the browns for the C-Bus Dispach.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
He covers the AFC North for ESPN.
Villeslgr - September 29, 2010
I know that. I didn’t know he spent time specifically covering the ravens.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
I don’t think Hillis ran out of gas. However, I do agree somewhat with the analysis with Seneca. the only time I remember him trying it deep was on 4th and 2 when he threw a bad pass out of bounds intended for Cribbs along the sideline.
walker is right, though maybe he put more blame than I would on the coaching staff. Rob Ryan definitely should have made some adjustments. He did try and did try to move wright around, but they targeted him wherever he was on the field. when you only have 3 corners with experience (and mike adams, who you would also need at safety) it doesn’t give you a lot of flexibility in tactics.
And they did try to double cover boldin and it worked, you just can’t afford to double cover one guy consistently against the ravens because then mason or Housh will beat you.
bross09 - September 28, 2010
From what I’ve read, the couple of times Ward was around Boldin he was able to disrupt the play.
Speaking of Ward, did you guys know that Ward is leading the team in tackles? He’s got 27 and 22 of them are solo. Eric Berry only has 17 tackles for the season.
Since I brought up stats, I was checking out how the Browns have stacked up against their opponents so far and it’s surprising to see that overall they’ve been virtually even with the teams they’ve played. The biggest difference has been field goals. The Browns have scored 6 TDs and their opponents also have 6 TDs. The Browns run defense has been stout. They’re allowing only 3.8 yds per carry and haven’t given up a rushing TD yet. They’re also averaging 4.5 yds per carry themselves.
Take away the pick6 and add Dawson’s two missed field goals and we might be looking at a 2-1 record.
http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/team/statistics.html
dawgtribe - September 29, 2010
It’s amazing how even those stats are from top to bottom.
Cribbs best return was a whopping 24 yards. We’re 3-0 if he produces like he has in years past. Also it seems like we get sacks and turnovers and penalties from the other teams when it matters the least, and give them up when it matters the most.
golanbatrac - September 29, 2010
we are getting destroyed in the field position battle. our opponents start their drives 5 yards more downfield. thats bottom 10 in the league.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
on Football Outsiders, we are ranked 16th in their efficiency rankings for total offense and 19th for total D. we would be ranked higher for D, but we plummeted last week in passing D (I wonder why). Our OL is top 15 in run blocking and 6th in pass blocking. This team is better than their record suggests.
bross09 - September 29, 2010
Ok, so they’re 0-3 but are ranked middle of the pack both offensively and defensively. Considering that they’ve been ranked near the bottom in most major categories the last few years I think we can definitely say that this team is much better despite the record.
dawgtribe - September 30, 2010
agreed. we lost 3 games by a total of 12 points. to put it in perspective, the cardinals are 2-1 but have a -21 point differential. they beat the Rams and the Rams and Raiders by a total of 5 points, then got killed by an actual competent team. This is why record this early does not mean much.
I dunno whether to be optimistic we are always in close games or pessimistic that we find a way to lose. I mean, the team isn’t playing terrible, I just fear we will end up 4-12 or 3-13 and have actually played well and had a chance at 8-8.
bross09 - September 30, 2010
If they play well but still end up going 4-12, then we get higher picks in the draft and will be one of the surprise teams to make the playoffs next year. It’ll seem like a huge jump to everyone outside of Ohio. We see the improvement and that’s what matters. A competitive team that loses is just a couple of pieces away from being a respected team.
dawgtribe - September 30, 2010
I definitely like this point of view. But, I’m worried that going 4-12 spells the end for the coaching staff.
StuckInPa - September 30, 2010
I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think Holmgren will fire the coaching staff based on a losing record. I don’t think he’s that shallow. It’s obvious that this team has bought into Mangini’s system and they’re playing well enough despite the record. The team’s record will reflect the lack of talent and speed and the difficulty of the schedule. Dabol is probably the only one who is in serious danger of losing his job.
dawgtribe - October 1, 2010
I agree. it would be nice to get a high pick. I guess I am thinking more short term and having a conflict of Pessimism/Optimism for this season.
bross09 - September 30, 2010
This season, pessimism shouldn’t be fueled by the number of losses but by how the Browns perform in those losses. If they play 13 more games like they did against the Ravens with the same results, then we should be optimistic. Right now, the Browns are being called formidable based on their performance on Sunday. I love that.
This year, I want a competitive team. Next year, I want a winning team. Next year or more likely the year after, I want a champion. Dynasties are built in the long term. There are reasons for optimism right now in the short term.
It’s interesting the what Peter King said in his prediction for Sunday. Here’s the link: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/09/30/weekend.pickoff.week.4/index.html?eref=sihp
Once again, the word is formidable.
dawgtribe - October 1, 2010
I agree. Its nice to see the team competative. Its just easy to fall into blind pessimism when your team keeps finding a way to lose.
bross09 - October 1, 2010
oh
bross09 - October 1, 2010
You know, I almost think this team is one BIG WIN away from making a run for the playoffs. Yes, that is extremely optimistic, but bare with me for a moment. We have competed in every game. Including most recently against one of the better teams in the league, the Ravens. Had Ward got that pick 6, or if we would have converted 3rd & 2, or any number of things in any of these games we could have won.
I don’t see us going deep in the playoffs against some of the other teams, but I can see us fighting for a wildcard spot if we can get on a roll. IF we can get on a roll. Momentum is a major advantage. When a team feels good, they play good.
Kimble_79 - September 30, 2010
Very unlikely, but I’m a fan of optimism.
StuckInPa - September 30, 2010
Thanks for not crushing my momentary lapse of good judgment.
Kimble_79 - September 30, 2010
Not at all. Realistically, they were one or two plays from a win in each of those games.
dawgtribe - October 1, 2010
this happened to me earlier, and I don’t care how irrational it is, I want that kind of optimism back.
notthatnoise - September 30, 2010
To make the playoffs we’d have to go 10-3 against a tough schedule the rest of the way. We have 6 hard games in a row right now.
I’d say we’re a big win away from 5-11 (which would be a respectable 5-8 the rest of the way).
Chemo - October 1, 2010
You’re right, we’re not going to go 10-3 the rest of the way. The very most I can see us doing is 7-8 wins. That’s if we can handle the Bungles this week and winning a couple other tough games like Miami and Atlanta. We’ll also have to see how we can handle the Steelers and if we can put the Ravens away next time.
StuckInPa - October 1, 2010
I think you could easily make a wildcard run with a record of 9-7, so I was thinking 9-4 over the remainder of the season. (Only one game difference I know) I think we can do this over the rest of the season. Again, only if we can get some momentum going though. As of yet, we have none.
Kimble_79 - October 1, 2010
if we go 9-4 to finish and get a wildcard, I think we could easily make a deep run considering the teams we’d have to beat to get there in the first place.
Dawg Nuts - October 2, 2010
Very true.
StuckInPa - October 2, 2010
Who Likes the Browns Chances this Week?
I am thinking the Browns finally get their first win this week verse the Bengals. I am looking at 24-14. Thoughts?
champion64 - September 28, 2010
Agreed. If we can handle the Bengals like we did the Ravens. I think the Ravens are really the better team between the two, regardless of the outcome of their game.
StuckInPa - September 28, 2010
The Bengals are not good. Like at all.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
They are just… different. Their defense might be able to play with the Browns, Ravens, and Steelers. But if Palmer stays this bad, I like our chances.
Ryan Kelsey - September 28, 2010
Yea, their defense is pretty good. Not Raven good, but pretty good.
StuckInPa - September 29, 2010
I fear the Bengals corners and I fear them attempting 40+ passes.
Villeslgr - September 29, 2010
I think that’s a legitimate concern.
StuckInPa - September 29, 2010
Assuming Sheldon Brown covers the OrthoNovum, Owens will probably catch 4 TDs against Wright. Then we can have another 600 posts arguing whether TO is a top three WR. That thread will be inane (or insane) as the one on Boldin.
Nuclear Power - September 28, 2010
Feature back?! Are you kidding me, he´s a fullback. Get him a decent tailback and you can wreck havoc old style. He can block and carry the ball. That´s much more unsettling for a defense.
mooncamping - September 28, 2010
-josh mcdaniels
davus - September 28, 2010
Is he not wrecking havoc now?
220 yards on 39 rushes and 3 touchdowns.Ha, why am I even trying?Simmsinns - September 28, 2010
Are those his actual yards?
Awesome.
SpecialBrownie - September 28, 2010
He said you, I imagine he is saying that using Hillis as a blocker and a ballcarrier with a feature back would allow the team to wreak havoc. If you got a guy like Hillis in front of a premier tailback it would make it much more unsettling for a defense than just seeing Hillis behind the QB.
Villeslgr - September 29, 2010
Oh ok, I guess someone should tell Heckert to go pick one of those up next time he’s out.
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
Yeah, they should.
mooncamping - September 29, 2010
Hmmm…No need for sarcasm. No one said it was easy to just go out and get one, but since we’re talking football it makes perfect sense to speculate that it would be more intimidating to see Hillis in front of a decent tailback.
Just because you tried to be an asshole and failed at it because of your lack of reading comprehension doesn’t mean anyone has to be punished by your disgruntled sarcasm.
Villeslgr - September 29, 2010
Haha, what? My point was their is no need to waste resources on trying to obtain a premier feature back, seeing as how it isn’t easy, when Hillis is already running extremely well.
The second half of your comment made this a lot more amusing however, so I’ll go along with it:
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
I apologize then, because I misinterpreted your second comment.
Villeslgr - September 29, 2010
No harm done.
Simmsinns - September 29, 2010
You have to give Simmsinns a break…he is aggrevated from being 1-2 in our fantasy league.
Kimble_79 - September 30, 2010
And what am I? Oh right, 3-0.
StuckInPa - September 30, 2010
After losing in Week 2 and squeaking out a win in Week 1, I think I have finally “righted the ship” with my team. Stafford going down early really hurt me, but I picked up Vick who has more than picked up the slack.
Kimble_79 - September 30, 2010
Vick has paid off dividends and will continue to do so. Great call, pick up of the year for sure.
Simmsinns - September 30, 2010
Problem is my backup QB is Jimmy Clausen. Not feeling very good with that at all, but as you said below the FA in QB’s really sucks.
Kimble_79 - September 30, 2010
I’m more aggravated about being 1-2 in my 8-man money league. I really don’t know what I was thinking drafting a WR first… it goes against everything I believe in for fantasy draft strategy. I just wasn’t prepared to be drafting 7th out of 8. But yeah, it’s really hurt me early on.
Luckily I’m working the hell out of the waiver wire and I did draft Foster. I still expect to make the playoffs.
About that other league I’m in, well I bounced back, but in a 14-man league, I just don’t think have enough talent to make a run for playoffs. Also the free agency is sucked up dry instantly, and Yahoo’s default waiver order is disappointing. Oh well, I won’t give up.
Simmsinns - September 30, 2010
If you need a sleeper for down the road, Ryan Torian looks like he may be the guy in the second half of the season.
Bernie19Kosar - September 30, 2010
I’ve done pretty well in the waiver wire as well. I’ve picked up Brandon Lloyd, Louis Murphy, and Hillis.
emily522 - September 30, 2010
I got Brandon Lloyd, too. I just haven’t been sure if I should start him over Mark Clayton, Megatron, and Greg Jennings.
StuckInPa - September 30, 2010
I don’t know about you, but I can’t trust any of the Bronco’s WR.
Each week one seems to go for 120+, but it is a different one each week.
Bernie19Kosar - September 30, 2010
Yea this is the problem, but then I feel like an idiot when he gets 20+ points and he’s on my bench.
StuckInPa - September 30, 2010
This.
I have to start Lloyd this week. Miles Austin is on a bye.
emily522 - October 1, 2010
I picked up Kuhn (GB-RB) yesterday as Peterson and Harvin are on a bye this week. I’m guessing since he is playing the Lions that he’ll rack up some fantasy points this week.
Kimble_79 - October 1, 2010
I never know what to do with Galloway.
SpecialBrownie - September 30, 2010
Does it not amaze anyone else that Joey Galloway is 56 years old, yet is still able to start for a NFL team?
Bernie19Kosar - October 1, 2010
He must use “Just for Men” coloring gel
Kimble_79 - October 1, 2010
My bad, I meant Gaffney*.
Damnit.
SpecialBrownie - October 1, 2010
it amazes me that he is 38 and can still function as a deep threat
bross09 - October 1, 2010
I think the Vickers-Hillis combo is hell of a lot more unsettling for a defense.
Or, put Vickers and Hillis in and pull Cribbs into motion and hand him the ball, or if Seneca is in, fake hand off to Cribbs and you have 3 blockers. Or you could still just hand it to Cribbs and let him work his magic. Or because they are both pretty good recievers coming out the backfield, fake to Cribbs and have Hillis-Vickers run out and have Cribbs run a go route the middle.
The possibilities are endless!
StuckInPa - September 29, 2010
Something like that.
mooncamping - September 29, 2010
Right.
mooncamping - September 29, 2010
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