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Again, this doesn't need much introduction.

After last week, I decided to make sure that this weeks photo is much less evil.  So, open up both barrels and let loose on two of the greatest QB's to ever wear Orange and Brown.

Poll
Pick last weeks winner
Art Modell and the Constipation Shuffle.
29 votes
"And then when Cleveland was down — I twisted the knife!" Ravens players all laugh.
79 votes
Douchebags celebrate a stabbing and a theft.
63 votes
Art: My gaydar just activated. Mr MaLoR must be in the crowd.
17 votes
infamous heel gets tased at prisoners’ rights rally.
46 votes

234 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

Did you hear bro? We’ve set never-seen-before, in-your-face-un-bloody-believable QB ratings! I mean, we’re talking like, records bro!

Derek: Don’t worry about the last game, I threw 5int’s in one game and didn’t get benched
Brady: I forgot about that, I should be good then

Anderson: “How accurate are your passes?”
Quinn: “Thiiiiis accurate.”
Anderson: “ME TOO!”
(Both laugh)

This has political correctness written all over it.

OH, B19K, I didn’t intend my MaLoR crack to be entered in the voting process. He just pissed me off that night. Plus it won’t get votes because not everyone knows who he is.
But you gave me a good Monday morning laugh by putting it up :D

ha, I voted for it

Malor deserves it.

I voted for it.

Quinn’s obsessioni with Yugioh: The Abidged Series went too far when he decided to show Derek what one of Uncle Melvin’s world famous ‘hugs’ was like.

I’ll be amazed if anyone gets tha reference. :P

I sure didn’t. lol

Well, at least I got a ‘lol’ from it.

“Come give me a hug Cuddle Bunny.”

Cleveland’s famous Canal Pals give each other a wink and a smile after realizing they both still have jobs mid way through the 2009 season.

We are family, I got all my sisters with me…….

It’s hug a bum day!

the first and last ones are easily the best.

“…and then she said, " I ’m afraid your performance on the field has a carry-over affect"…I am surrounded by critics!"

“I missed that receiver by a mile!” “Ha ha ha!”

“I would hug you too, but then it may confirm we just don’t figuratively suck.”

Brady: Derek, I don't think laughing gas is really going to solve your INT issue...
Anderson: But Brady, can't I just blame Braylon Edwards? *giggle*

Anderson: “Hey Quinn, LOL, if I follow the pattern of your arm to your head and to your other arm, it makes a ‘W’”

Quinn: “LOL, and if I follow your head to your arm, it makes an ‘L’!”

“See what I mean? If we use Daboll’s new offensive scheme and only throw this far, the rest of the year will go just fine!”

Giggling like school children: “See, we are touching each other without using our hands!”

Sorry, I know — crude.

If that’s what they are doing, you must think they both have 12in….. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Brady Quinn did that Subway footlong commercial for a reason.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

this is gettin ugly.

Come on. Keep it PG boys!

This is Brady Quinn’s and Derek Anderson’s version of “flashing talent”.

Derek Anderson’s second gay photo. Coincedence? I think not.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Career backups ponder unusual refs singal not seen in years.

I voted for a write in: People that don’t deserve a caption

This isn’t a caption, but I’ve noticed that there is an EAS Myoplex curse.

Quick think of the two QBs that have done commercials for that stuff: Quinn and Hasselback.

Now think of the last time they didn’t finish the year hurt…

Or maybe Myoplex is just bad for you.

Quinn: Let’s chestbump after every pick-6!
Anderson: Hope you’ve been working out…

“Wow, you’re right D! It is hard to turn one arm forward and the other backward at the same time!.” “This is what I do all practice, I’ve gotten good.”

Anderson: Dude, I can totally see your nipples through that jersey! Can you see mine?

“PURPLE NURPLE!” “OUCH! …HEY COACH MANGINI!”

Quinn: I am king of the world and I am going to the superbowl.
Anderson: Settle down princess this is my team to ruin.

Derek: Why do you get all the girls?
Brady: Cause im hung like this
….now im done

EWWWWWWWW

Stop with the penis jokes!!!

Quinn: Why do i feel like singing the hokey pokey.
Anderson: Sing it I live it la la la .

38 interceptions on the wall…38 interceptions…..take a TD off the board…..39 interceptions on the wall……

DA: You really have to extend those arms to make the T letter pop out……..
BQ: I really hope I can work this out……If I am the T in TEBOW, then maybe I’ll get some TV time during the games this season!!!

DA: Coach Mangini said if we didn’t have more than 12 incomplete passes this week he’d take us to Chuck E Cheese with his kids!
BQ; Whooooohoooooo!!!! Wait is that in a half or all game?

C a C

No Derrick, the Dirty Bird is like This!!!!

Derek: If you were a chick, who’s the one guy you’d sleep with?

Derek and Brady simultaneously: John Stamos.

Derek: What?
Brady: Did we just become best friends?

I’m teabagging your helmet!

Browns quarterback Brady Quinn pretends to hold Lombardi Trophies in
preparation for upcoming Subway commercial. Derek Anderson offers
advice.

September 5, 2008 – Browns quarterbacks Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn participate in an exercise at practice Thursday after Head Coach Romeo Crennel informed them that whoever could hold their arms out to the side the longest would be the starting quarterback in Sunday’s game against Dallas.

If I read this outside of the context of this thread, I’d have no problem believing it was true.

Teammates Anderson and Quinn realize NFL quarterback quest is a futile undertaking. Instead they wisely use practice time to prepare for upcoming season of dancing with the stars!

Two local atheletes found guilty of talent fraud, laugh all the way to bank. Last seen headed west, story at ten.

DA: Let’s do “rock, paper, scissors” for who gets to start for the Browns in 2010.
BQ: You’re going down

Hooray! We’re mediocre!!!

“No not like that, Brady. This is the flashing technique that made me a pro-bowler. Keep doing it this way and you’ll never leave Cleveland.”

New interception record! Chest bump!

DA — See Brady, I told you if you did everything exactly like me you would be traded too!!
BQ — Gosh Derek, thanx you were right. Now we both suck the same too!!

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Look’s like this year we finally get the hell out of Cleveland!

“Just think, by this time next year I’ll be on Border Patrol and you’ll be on the Suicide Hotline.”

DA & BQ in harmony:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,Domo! Domo!

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