As for last week, I think we all know who the winner is, but I threw out the poll anyways. As for this week, I pulled one out of the douchebag. A murder and the Devil himself? This should be a good one.
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The Penguin hides his wallet from a near by Ray Lewis.
Art Modell, you just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next? “I’m hiring 24 hr. security, buying a bullet-proof vest, and staying at least 500 miles from Cleveland!”
What does Modell fear more: standing 2 ft. away from an accused murderer or the reaction of football’s most passionate fans after he took away their team and won the big game?
“Ravens’ Lewis is seen here stabbing Art Modell in the spine causing a deadly seizure. Lewis is caught red handed and Modell dies, all Browns fans can now live in peace.”
Honestly, there are a lot of ones where I could say weak too…and if I wasn’t me, I would say it possibly to the one I came up with too. there are a few brilliant ones, then the rest of the pack.
Ray: Jerk alert. It’s Art.
Art: Hey you guys, we just won the Super Bowl. Can I party with you?
Ray: First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.
Art: C’moooon
Ray: Do it.
Art: C’mooooon
Ray: DO IT!!
Art: Ugh
The Penguin hides his wallet from a near by Ray Lewis.
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
Who’s got who’s soul ow Satan!!!
North Coast Flea - May 31, 2010
*now
North Coast Flea - May 31, 2010
Another one could be, Lewis: “What now Dick Cheney!” Modell"Oh please give me back my heart pills."
North Coast Flea - May 31, 2010
“OJ Simpson Jr. laughs as the Father of Lies recalls how he repeatedly shoved his red hot pitchfork up Cleveland’s collective ass”
Adrock2099 - May 31, 2010
Robotic moves finally explain Modell’s heartless nature.
dawgtribe - May 31, 2010
Modell fears the “killer” instinct that finally got him a ring.
dawgtribe - May 31, 2010
Art Modell, you just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next? “I’m hiring 24 hr. security, buying a bullet-proof vest, and staying at least 500 miles from Cleveland!”
dawgtribe - May 31, 2010
What goes through an owner’s mind after a Super Bowl win? “Cleveland’s gonna kill me!”
dawgtribe - May 31, 2010
What does Modell fear more: standing 2 ft. away from an accused murderer or the reaction of football’s most passionate fans after he took away their team and won the big game?
dawgtribe - May 31, 2010
Art Modell and the Constipation Shuffle.
kennesawmountainwahoo - May 31, 2010
Why is this old man who´s probably actually real nice in such a ridiculous and boisterous looking photo?
mooncamping - May 31, 2010
If this is real, this is the most FLAG worthy post of all time.
Bernie19Kosar - May 31, 2010
agree
notthatnoise - May 31, 2010
Who would rec this comment?!?!
Buckeye Brad - May 31, 2010
I just gave it a second rec.
golanbatrac - May 31, 2010
oh god, one more, and…
notthatnoise - May 31, 2010
Recs are meaningless. Just do it.
golanbatrac - May 31, 2010
i’ve always been susceptible to peer pressure.
notthatnoise - May 31, 2010
Well now that you put it that way…
Roger Dorn - June 1, 2010
I think it has gotten to the point where some users rec 90% of mooncamping’s comments, regardless of what they say.
Simmsinns - May 31, 2010
He has his other aspects do it.
North Coast Flea - May 31, 2010
Guilty.
TheRealSlimShady - June 1, 2010
I rec any comment that’s likely to lead to drama and controversy.
golanbatrac - June 1, 2010
he needs suspended for one week for this.
Dawg Nuts - June 1, 2010
If he’s so nice, why don’t you marry him.
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
nice.
Dawg Nuts - June 1, 2010
Ban worthy
North Coast Flea - May 31, 2010
I’ve been trying to think of how to reply to this for a couple days and the only thing that comes to mind is: ????????????????????????
dawgtribe - June 2, 2010
Uh-oh. I just crapped my pants. Again.
drjeo - May 31, 2010
“Damn Ray why did you jam that blade in my back, I already did that to Cleveland”
Grockcubs - May 31, 2010
Golly gee willikers, Batman! It’s Two-Face and The Penguin!
Bumblyjack - May 31, 2010
I wanted to vote for the fourth option, but i feel like its too long for a picture caption.
notthatnoise - May 31, 2010
I love how B19K put his own entry on the poll. lol
His is really the best one. But I didn’t vote for it because it put nasty images in my head.
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
I just went by REC amounts.
Bernie19Kosar - May 31, 2010
I’m just kidding. Yours is the best one.
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
I voted for local heroes.
Bernie19Kosar - May 31, 2010
I thought so too
Kimble_79 - June 1, 2010
I didn’t get it.
TheRealSlimShady - May 31, 2010
wait til college…you will
Kimble_79 - June 1, 2010
Oh nevermind, I got Bernie’s. I didn’t get the other one
TheRealSlimShady - June 1, 2010
“And then when Cleveland was down — I twisted the knife!” Ravens players all laugh.
Maybe that’s not funny. But that’s what it looks like to me.
Western Reserve - May 31, 2010
Last thing I saw before I tore my eyes out.
Bumblyjack - May 31, 2010
Look, Modell’s gone full retard. Ravens player laugh.
Dawgpound3 - May 31, 2010
"Ray, you shot, I knifed, but we both knew how to run and hide."
Nuclear Power - May 31, 2010
Modell cringes as he realizes that he will spend an eternity in hell with the man to his right.
Browns town - May 31, 2010
Modell: “So this is how they look when you physically stab someone?”
3PON Nemo - May 31, 2010
The Wire’s attempts to lighten the show’s mood fail miserably
danvail - May 31, 2010
Various thugs and villains celebrate backstage at Art Modell’s Annual “Six Steps To a Crimier You” program.
danvail - May 31, 2010
“Ravens’ Lewis is seen here stabbing Art Modell in the spine causing a deadly seizure. Lewis is caught red handed and Modell dies, all Browns fans can now live in peace.”
SpecialBrownie - May 31, 2010
wow, and you called mine weak….
fogthehorn - May 31, 2010
and mine…but whatever…thats just how SB rolls.
bross09 - June 1, 2010
Because it was weak.
SpecialBrownie - June 1, 2010
Yours was better than that.
SpecialBrownie - June 1, 2010
It’s good to see that you have a little self-dialogue to boost your self-esteem.
gahnki - June 1, 2010
Damn my self accomplishment.
I meant Bross.
SpecialBrownie - June 1, 2010
I guess thanks.
Honestly, there are a lot of ones where I could say weak too…and if I wasn’t me, I would say it possibly to the one I came up with too. there are a few brilliant ones, then the rest of the pack.
bross09 - June 1, 2010
Caption
“Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating”
fogthehorn - May 31, 2010
Weak.
SpecialBrownie - May 31, 2010
False
TheRealSlimShady - May 31, 2010
True, it’s very weak.
North Coast Flea - May 31, 2010
True that its weak, false that he is slim shady
TheRealSlimShady - June 1, 2010
Caption
“Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto….”
fogthehorn - May 31, 2010
why the subject line?
SpecialBrownie - May 31, 2010
“Where’s the bathroom? I think i just sharted…..”
fogthehorn - May 31, 2010
Why not put all three captions in one comment?
SpecialBrownie - May 31, 2010
and yet you replied to each of them…..
fogthehorn - May 31, 2010
To show the ineptitude of what you had done dude.
SpecialBrownie - June 1, 2010
this is funny.
Dawg Nuts - June 1, 2010
You really need to stop being such a jerk. Why does it matter if he makes three different comments?
Buckeye Brad - June 1, 2010
Lag.
SpecialBrownie - June 1, 2010
Ray: Jerk alert. It’s Art.
Art: Hey you guys, we just won the Super Bowl. Can I party with you?
Ray: First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.
Art: C’moooon
Ray: Do it.
Art: C’mooooon
Ray: DO IT!!
Art: Ugh
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
“If I had a nickel for every time I got mistaken for my twin brother Dick Cheney…..”
fogthehorn - May 31, 2010
My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.
Roger Dorn - June 1, 2010
Appreciate the reference.
Western Reserve - June 1, 2010
I chose it because I think Art looks like the Big Lebowski.
Roger Dorn - June 1, 2010
the one in the wheelchair married to Tara Reid… not “the Dude” from crazy Heart.
bross09 - June 1, 2010
There’s only one Big Lebowski, and The Dude ain’t him.
golanbatrac - June 1, 2010
I’m sure Dorn is aware of who he’s talking about.
Brownie's Year - June 2, 2010
infamous heel gets tased at prisoners’ rights rally.
Dawg Nuts - June 1, 2010
Nice. This should make the top 5.
dawgtribe - June 1, 2010
my fav so far
Kimble_79 - June 1, 2010
Not a caption but a suggestion, we should do the limp wristed DA pic next time.
North Coast Flea - June 1, 2010
I would love to see us do that one
Kimble_79 - June 1, 2010
Creat a caption
Meanwhile back at Oz, convicted felon Ray Ray makes his chicken meat dance before the dirty deed.
Jngz - June 1, 2010
This picture just makes me angry and sad. I got nothin’ else.
woodsmeister - June 1, 2010
i can’t look at the picture without laughing. it can’t be done.
Dawg Nuts - June 1, 2010
Good thing I’m the devil, cuz I got nothing to fear from a murderer and a team full of wanabe footballers
brownsboy14 - June 1, 2010 via mobile
Art: I took this arm, and I shoved up Cleveland’s tail to the Elbow!
Ray Lewis: Didn’t see it.
BenRapelisberger - June 1, 2010
Onlookers jeer Carpetbaggers attempt to win Southern favor by break dancing.
Juannieboy - June 1, 2010
Local Prison to put on I’m a little tea pot musical.
cfields - June 1, 2010
Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner…
j.hall - June 1, 2010
Douchebags celebrate a stabbing and a theft.
Chris Pokorny - June 1, 2010
Chris Wins!
Brownie's Year - June 1, 2010
Ray Lewis and company laugh as Art Modell forgot to take his avodart
Kimble_79 - June 1, 2010
People that don’t deserve a caption
TheRealSlimShady - June 1, 2010
REC for simplistic and still funny as hell
Kimble_79 - June 1, 2010
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
gahnki - June 2, 2010
Cleveland finds art’s lack of faith disturbing.
rufio - June 2, 2010
awesome. rec.
Dawg Nuts - June 2, 2010
“I sense a strong disturbance in my arse!”
JustBob - June 2, 2010
Take your choice…
1. This is the evil you get when you divide by zero
2. Pure. 100%. 200-Proof. Evil.
3. Ray Lewis and friends beam with pride has the gutless wonder retells the story of breaking the hearts of millions of people
4. You know you’re a Browns fan if you vomited before reading this caption
Spidey - June 2, 2010
Oops, I meant that the vomiting part is true. (Not dividing by zero – that is speculation).
Spidey - June 2, 2010
Art: “Thanks for the viagra Ray but I didn’t even need it the first time I screwed Cleveland”.
Groza - June 2, 2010
Or.
“Thanks for the Viagra Ray but I didn’t need it the last time I screwed Cleveland”.
Groza - June 2, 2010
Plain Dealer headline:
“Local caterer sued for mixing chocolate exlax into a congratulatory cake”.
Groza - June 2, 2010
Art Modell quickly found out what Ray Lewis meant when he said “I hate it when the police tazer me”.
Bernie19Kosar - June 3, 2010
Art: My gaydar just activated. Mr MaLoR must be in the crowd.
Brownie's Year - June 3, 2010
I think I see Bruce back there too.
Simmsinns - June 3, 2010
Art Modell and Ray Lewis defy the odds and come out, share vows
fogthehorn - June 3, 2010
Ray Lewis just “iced” Art Modell.
gahnki - June 3, 2010
Durka. Durka. Durka.
pourfavor - June 4, 2010
BP appoints new executives
tnbrownie - June 5, 2010
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