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This should be fun.

This should be fun.

This isn't brain surgery.  You know what to do.

As for last week, I think we all know who the winner is, but I threw out the poll anyways.  As for this week, I pulled one out of the douchebag.  A murder and the Devil himself?  This should be a good one.

 

Poll
Pick the winner from last weeks Create a Caption contest
Local Heroes nab sex offender
220 votes
Not the threesome Big Ben was expecting
76 votes
Two men return lost pig to Pittsburgh
46 votes
Cleveland Browns (Jason Trusnik and David Bowens) remove Ben Roethlisberger from a girls washroom at Cleveland Browns Stadium. Roethlisberger response "Do you know who I am?"
125 votes

467 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

The Penguin hides his wallet from a near by Ray Lewis.

Who’s got who’s soul ow Satan!!!

Another one could be, Lewis: “What now Dick Cheney!” Modell"Oh please give me back my heart pills."

“OJ Simpson Jr. laughs as the Father of Lies recalls how he repeatedly shoved his red hot pitchfork up Cleveland’s collective ass”

Robotic moves finally explain Modell’s heartless nature.

Modell fears the “killer” instinct that finally got him a ring.

Art Modell, you just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next? “I’m hiring 24 hr. security, buying a bullet-proof vest, and staying at least 500 miles from Cleveland!”

What goes through an owner’s mind after a Super Bowl win? “Cleveland’s gonna kill me!”

What does Modell fear more: standing 2 ft. away from an accused murderer or the reaction of football’s most passionate fans after he took away their team and won the big game?

Uh-oh. I just crapped my pants. Again.

“Damn Ray why did you jam that blade in my back, I already did that to Cleveland”

Golly gee willikers, Batman! It’s Two-Face and The Penguin!

I wanted to vote for the fourth option, but i feel like its too long for a picture caption.

I love how B19K put his own entry on the poll. lol
His is really the best one. But I didn’t vote for it because it put nasty images in my head.

I just went by REC amounts.

I’m just kidding. Yours is the best one.

I voted for local heroes.

I thought so too

I didn’t get it.

wait til college…you will

Oh nevermind, I got Bernie’s. I didn’t get the other one

Last thing I saw before I tore my eyes out.

Look, Modell’s gone full retard. Ravens player laugh.

"Ray, you shot, I knifed, but we both knew how to run and hide."

Modell cringes as he realizes that he will spend an eternity in hell with the man to his right.

Modell: “So this is how they look when you physically stab someone?”

The Wire’s attempts to lighten the show’s mood fail miserably

Various thugs and villains celebrate backstage at Art Modell’s Annual “Six Steps To a Crimier You” program.

“Ravens’ Lewis is seen here stabbing Art Modell in the spine causing a deadly seizure. Lewis is caught red handed and Modell dies, all Browns fans can now live in peace.”

Caption

“Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating”

False

True, it’s very weak.

True that its weak, false that he is slim shady

Caption

“Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto….”

why the subject line?

“Where’s the bathroom? I think i just sharted…..”

Why not put all three captions in one comment?

“If I had a nickel for every time I got mistaken for my twin brother Dick Cheney…..”

My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

Appreciate the reference.

I chose it because I think Art looks like the Big Lebowski.

the one in the wheelchair married to Tara Reid… not “the Dude” from crazy Heart.

There’s only one Big Lebowski, and The Dude ain’t him.

I’m sure Dorn is aware of who he’s talking about.

Not a caption but a suggestion, we should do the limp wristed DA pic next time.

I would love to see us do that one

Creat a caption

Meanwhile back at Oz, convicted felon Ray Ray makes his chicken meat dance before the dirty deed.

This picture just makes me angry and sad. I got nothin’ else.

i can’t look at the picture without laughing. it can’t be done.

Good thing I’m the devil, cuz I got nothing to fear from a murderer and a team full of wanabe footballers

Art: I took this arm, and I shoved up Cleveland’s tail to the Elbow!
Ray Lewis: Didn’t see it.

Onlookers jeer Carpetbaggers attempt to win Southern favor by break dancing.

Local Prison to put on I’m a little tea pot musical.

Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner…

Ray Lewis and company laugh as Art Modell forgot to take his avodart

“I sense a strong disturbance in my arse!”

Take your choice…

1. This is the evil you get when you divide by zero

2. Pure. 100%. 200-Proof. Evil.
 
3. Ray Lewis and friends beam with pride has the gutless wonder retells the story of breaking the hearts of millions of people

4. You know you’re a Browns fan if you vomited before reading this caption

  1. is true – I am physically ill after looking at this photo and have to down some Pepto.

Oops, I meant that the vomiting part is true. (Not dividing by zero – that is speculation).

Art: “Thanks for the viagra Ray but I didn’t even need it the first time I screwed Cleveland”.

Or.

“Thanks for the Viagra Ray but I didn’t need it the last time I screwed Cleveland”.

Plain Dealer headline:

“Local caterer sued for mixing chocolate exlax into a congratulatory cake”.

Art Modell quickly found out what Ray Lewis meant when he said “I hate it when the police tazer me”.

Art Modell and Ray Lewis defy the odds and come out, share vows

Ray Lewis just “iced” Art Modell.

Durka. Durka. Durka.

BP appoints new executives

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