First ever caption contest
This is without a doubt the worst part of the NFL season. Free agency is all but done. The draft is over. We are just sitting around waiting for rookies to sign, players to report and camps to start. Lame.
So why don't we get some laughs in? Here is the first ever Dawgs By Nature caption contest. Try your best to keep it clean. Next week I will put up a poll with the previous weeks best (use the Recs to help me out) and crown a winner.
Winner receives a free month long subscription to DBN and a free copy of Mooncamping's Guide to Winning Football.
0 recs | 107 comments
“I’m about to get sued for raping a teenager, I play for the Pittsburgh Steelers, AND Robaire Smith is about to fall on top of me? FML.”
PS-
Update: It is 1:53 AM on May 25, 2010. Ben Roethlisberger is still a douche and Pittsburgh still sucks!
shep615 - May 25, 2010
Not the threesome that Big Ben was hoping for.
Bernie19Kosar - May 25, 2010
Don’t be so sure about that.
Roger Dorn - May 25, 2010
Cleveland Browns (Jason Trusnik and David Bowens) remove Ben Roethlisberger from a girls washroom at Cleveland Browns Stadium. Roethlisberger response “Do you know who I am?”
BrownsFanRegina - May 25, 2010
I see you managed to get the publishing rights to Mooncamping’s book.
skipkirk - May 25, 2010
“I swear that I never touched your sisters . . . now get off my back!”
Buckeye Brad - May 25, 2010
He said no.
Bumblyjack - May 25, 2010
I’ve got a couple for you. There might be more on the way.
1) Roethlisberger’s new offseason training proves ineffective as the Browns defenders are neither drunk nor women.
2)The Browns defense reacts after Roethlisberger accidently audibles cat calls and pick-up lines.
3) While sacking Roethlisberger, Trusnik shouts out, “That was my grandma, you perv!”
dawgtribe - May 25, 2010
number one is pretty good.
notthatnoise - May 25, 2010
“Hit on my sister one more time and Joe Thomas will serve you up the pancake to end all pancakes!”
dawgtribe - May 25, 2010
Ben Roethlisberger prepares for prison in the semi-annual “Shots On Ben” training camp.
danvail - May 25, 2010
“I’m going down!” And that’s not what she said.
Brownie's Year - May 25, 2010
The Bone Crunching Dawgs of Cleveland take a bite out of Roethlisberger 6 times during their 13-6 beat down of the defending Super Bowl champs. The Browns also ended their losing streak against the Steelers. A great day for the Dawg Pound.
Brownie's Year - May 25, 2010
Tonight…… You!
North Coast Flea - May 25, 2010
This isn’t a caption but I have this picture as the background on my computer. Suck it, Ben.
Andrew Tolliver - May 25, 2010
Pittsburgh boy mauled by rabid dawgs.
tnbrownie - May 25, 2010
Two Cleveland men return lost pig to Pittsburgh
tnbrownie - May 25, 2010
I like this one
Suppa Bob - May 26, 2010
Local heroes nab sex offender
tnbrownie - May 25, 2010
my personal favorite so far.
notthatnoise - May 25, 2010
Thanks, I’ve been laughing about this one all day myself.
tnbrownie - May 25, 2010
This should absolutely win the no-prize. Hilarious.
golanbatrac - May 25, 2010
I 2nd this notion.
North Coast Flea - May 25, 2010
This is fantastic.
Buckeye Brad - May 25, 2010
Winner!
RelapsingDawgCatcher - May 25, 2010
this
Bumblyjack - May 25, 2010
This wins.
TheRealSlimShady - May 25, 2010
Excellent!
Unless something better comes up, you got my vote.
Brownie's Year - May 25, 2010
Winner.
emily522 - May 25, 2010
LOL
jlsclarity - May 26, 2010
I’m not even going to submit one after this. Winner!
Kimble_79 - May 26, 2010
24 recs is pretty massive for a non-Braylon Edwards or Hines Ward image.
Roger Dorn - May 26, 2010
I thought it was kinda funny but I didn’t expect it to be such a hit!! Hope ya’ll (yes, I’m from the south) have enjoyed this as much as me..
tnbrownie - May 26, 2010
Or mooncamping statement.
TheRealSlimShady - May 26, 2010
this is awesome.
Dawg Nuts - May 27, 2010
Is this a new Rec record?
North Coast Flea - May 29, 2010
holding onto the ball tighter than his career
Stdavis9210 - May 25, 2010
Dawgs capture Rapethlisberger
deemac3248 - May 25, 2010
No means no!
Lisol - May 25, 2010
aw man Lisol, you took mine. So here is a more improvised one.
Damn it, I got taken out by a big Man, A country boy, and my career is in the toilet. Ugh… I can’t even get a date. My life sucks.
brownsboy14 - May 25, 2010
DTF – Down To Fumble.
pourfavor - May 25, 2010
2 Browns 1 butterCup
BrownEye - May 25, 2010
Who cares what he says? He’s a Steeler!
TheRealSlimShady - May 25, 2010
Colt really needs to give Ben some advice about girls.
TheRealSlimShady - May 25, 2010
Not trying to be a caption BTW
TheRealSlimShady - May 25, 2010
So this is what it feels like… Not bad.
SpecialBrownie - May 25, 2010
Roethlisberger prepares for his post-football life by practicing not dropping the soap when attacked by angry men."
Nuclear Power - May 25, 2010
“The defensive coordinator heard that Big Ben was in fact ticklish and hoped that the Browns could force a fumble with just their fingers”
CoDrizzle - May 25, 2010
I need to speak with my attorney.
gentryholdem - May 25, 2010
Wow..Look at the tits on that ant!!!
cfields - May 25, 2010
Come on guys….. She said she was 18.
3PON Nemo - May 25, 2010
Wrong type of rapist
TheRealSlimShady - May 26, 2010
Right. It wasn’t statutory. It was idiocy.
Brownie's Year - May 26, 2010
“where georgia girls come to stick it back at Ben Roethlisberger”
bross09 - May 25, 2010
Weak.
SpecialBrownie - May 26, 2010
yeah…I gave like a half second of though…plus its not like there aren’t weaker ones here.
Once i typed it I was like, meh…
bross09 - May 27, 2010
We can all benefit from an Edit/Delete action when no reply has occurred.
Brownie's Year - May 27, 2010
I agree.
I wanted to put something down but didn’t have a good idea right away
bross09 - May 27, 2010
“Is that Lawrence Taylor in the background?”
BrownEye - May 26, 2010
“ok on three lets pull and the person with the biggest piece gets to make a wish”
Suppa Bob - May 26, 2010
caption
Jason Trusnik: “I’ll hold him…hehe”
David Bowens: “TICKLE TICKLE…hehe”
fogthehorn - May 26, 2010
“Take our shots, bitch”
dopeweblow - May 26, 2010
Caption
Helmits = $300
Pads = $425
Turning someone into a worthlessburger sammich = Priceless
Bill Russ - May 28, 2010
Spelling lessons. Also priceless.
SpecialBrownie - May 28, 2010
actually once you’re a certain age you probably have to pay for those.
notthatnoise - May 28, 2010
Instantrimshot.com
North Coast Flea - May 29, 2010
The internetz rule
Villeslgr - May 29, 2010
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind cuz he was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came across this young girl sittin’ in a bar and being hot.
The devil jumped up upon his seat and said: “Baby let me tell you what:
I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m hot and sexy too.
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
Now you like a partier, girl, but give the devil his due:
I bet a night with me against your soul, cuz I think I’m better than you.”
The girl said: “My name’s Jenny and your hair looks pretty gross,
Now get your fat troll face away from me, I’d rather date a bross.”
Brownie's Year - May 28, 2010
come on…
I am not upset that you poked fun at me, I could care less right now. I am upset you destroyed the lyrics of a good song with a crappy joke.
Thats like putting “shit on a shingle” next to a filet mignon
bross09 - May 28, 2010
I happen to be a big fan of shit on a shingle and think fillet mignon is overrated, plus I think he did pretty well.
North Coast Flea - May 29, 2010
yeah, I personally agree on those foods. I just wanted to find a food with not the greatest reputation and one with a very good reputation.
bross09 - May 29, 2010
I wasn’t poking fun of you. It was just the only thing I could think of that rhymed at the moment. At least I said you’re better than BR.
Brownie's Year - May 29, 2010
How do you pronounce ‘gross’?
skipkirk - May 29, 2010
Probably like you. How do you pronounce ‘bross’? I pronounce it like ‘gross’, but knowing my luck, it’s supposed to sound like ‘boss’ with an ‘r’.
Brownie's Year - May 29, 2010
So like brosus?
Villeslgr - May 29, 2010
Or ‘ross’ with a ‘b’. But I can’t be sure how bross wants it to be pronounced.
skipkirk - May 29, 2010
this is how i have been pronouncing it in my head.
notthatnoise - May 29, 2010
same here, i thought b started his first name and ross was his last name
Villeslgr - May 29, 2010
though brosef (not brossus, my apologies) would be alot cooler
Villeslgr - May 29, 2010
This sounds downright logical.
Brownie's Year - May 29, 2010
I KNOW WHO HE IS!
Bernie19Kosar - May 30, 2010
I just knew they had internet in the after life.
Paint us some happy trees, bross!!
Brownie's Year - May 30, 2010
I wish I was that talented…Who is that guy? he looks familiar from like PBS or something.
bross09 - May 31, 2010
Bob Ross
Bernie19Kosar - May 31, 2010
oh…now i get it…
bross09 - May 31, 2010
Yeah, PBS. I used to watch him as a kid. He died a long time ago.
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
golanbatrac - May 30, 2010
The more I think about it, he says he’s Jewish. So Ross might not be his last name.
Brownie's Year - May 30, 2010
Ross can be a Jewish surname.
Roger Dorn - May 30, 2010
it is. ross isn’t inherently jewish but it can be. I know people who are jewish with not particularly jewish last names. the name used to be Rossman back in the 30s and Reizenman back in the old country.
bross09 - May 31, 2010
That’s cool, bro. Last names do change.
My last name, in German, for the last few centuries was Tintelno. Now we’re all Tintelnot.
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
yeah.
Ross is one of those religious ambiguous names. there are a fair amount of jews with the name, but there are also a lot of scottish people with the name (its a scottish name). I am pretty sure all of my names are from great britain (minus england). it is sometimes weird like that.
bross09 - May 31, 2010
Ahhh, ok. It just sounded like a German last name to me. That’s why I wasn’t sure. Thanks for clarifying.
And I meant to say ‘in Germany’, above. Yes, I did have family that fought for the Nazis because they didn’t want to get killed by them. But I also had American Tintelnot’s who went over and kicked their asses.
Brownie's Year - May 31, 2010
yeah. I have no problem with germans in general. I do understand that many didn’t have much of a choice and there was just terrible brainwashing propoganda over there.
I don’t believe Ross is german. I have always thought it was scottish and I even have a scottish ross family crest somewhere (even though I am 0% scottish)
bross09 - June 1, 2010
Ooohhh…right, you’re German. I’m sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.
golanbatrac - June 1, 2010
You should break out knitler more often. I gotta admit that was great for a laugh!
Kimble_79 - June 2, 2010
I’m not german…not that there’s anything wrong with that. I am somewhat close.
On my mothers side, I can trace my roots back to the austria-Hungary region with some ancestors living in what is possibly slovakia. No one lived in what is now germany, but there were definitely some ancestors who lived in german speaking countries…however these ancestors have been in america since the post civil war era.
On my dads side, russian. (reizenman or something like that)
bross09 - June 2, 2010
Vee haff MEAT here in zee BUILDING! MoooOOOooo!
golanbatrac - June 2, 2010
I am part cow on my mom’s side.
bross09 - June 2, 2010
I didn’t think Fawlty Towers had fallen off the pop culture reference map.
The Germans
golanbatrac - June 2, 2010
Well, you have been calling him Betsy for quite sometime.
Bernie19Kosar - May 30, 2010
ha…it does fit.
bross09 - May 31, 2010
When I made it, it was my first initial and my last name so like B-Ross
bross09 - May 31, 2010
Oops, didn’t see this when I replied.
emily522 - June 1, 2010
I’ve been pronouncing it “gross” with a b. But I think it’s supposed to be b-ross.
emily522 - June 1, 2010
I always pronounce is Ross with a B. So Bross.
SpecialBrownie - June 1, 2010
its fine. If you actually were poking fun of me, I didn’t care. I just didn’t find it all that great of a joke (though it wasn’t particularly bad)…I just never really seem to enjoy jokes when someone does something like that to a song.
bross09 - May 29, 2010
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